What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?

I am a fool, an ignorant fool.  What boy would want to give up his stardom/lady killer ways for me?  Was I foolish to think you might, just might want to be relieved of your mindless knacks & spend some time with me.  As for you J, I am dolefully regretting my decision more & more by the hour.  Happy f*&^ing birthday to me.