For this certain discussion I am going to have to number them because there are so many, so I will take some wise steps to separate the levels of dumbness and divi them into categories for everyone.
FIRST ::
This is one of the funniest, least annoying group of girls to me, because they are SO INSIGNIFICANT that it is just hilarious to watch them be. Here I am talking about the TRASH population of girls. That at age 19-24 you are still crimping, bleaching, extending your hair, tanning in the tanning bed until you look the color of Christina Aguilera at her 'dirty' stage, but it was actually COOL back then. I love making fun of these girls because a) they are so stupid that they don't know you are laughing at them. b) when you do, they are usually so disgustingly wasted that they wouldn't care anyways. c) they deserve it?
SECOND ::
This group pisses me off the most of the groups I will be discussing. These are the girls who ALWAYS NEED A BOYFRIEND. The girls that can't live, can't sleep, can't eat without the reassurance that they are 'loved', while 90% of the time their stupid boyfriend is cheating on them anyways. I have way too many friends that are in these relationships with LOSERS and can not see the light. I actually have the right to talk about this group because for 2 years I was that pathetic person, but I can't understand why girls settle for complete idiots, and want children and a house with this guy at SUCH a young age, go travel, go do something with yourself, go see the world. I don't get it, it's not the fucking fifties.
THIRD ::
Okay, no, I lied, this is the funniest group of girls and MY FAVOURITE GROUP TO HATE. This is, you guessed it, the group that still LIVES IN HIGH SCHOOL at ages (19-25+). What does this mean? If I just wrote one person's name here and ended this blog you would all understand, but since I'm not going to do that since I want to write about it, you will have to let me explain. This group, even though we have now been out of high school for 3 to however many years, still wants to be their 14 year old self and STRIVES TO keep every last highschool friend they had, referring to them as their 'bff' and not meeting any new friends. This person could typically be found at the EXACT same bars they were going to in high school, taking 75 photos a night and pasting them on their face book. This person more then likely is writing on everyone's facebook wall, needing reassurance that they are still 'cool'. Their style, and job probably haven't changed much, you can find them living the dream working at tanning salons ( my grade 11 job), still TANNING putting that little heart on your bikini line, and the other. This girl is probably one of those fucking Justin Beiber petofile and is first in line for tickets to twighlight. They are still concerned with how the city (Regina, hahaha.) perceives them, and wants, NO NEEDS, to fit in here. They most likely haven't left this place, lived anywhere else, or seen another country for what it's worth, but hey, why would you? Reginas the shit.
There are several more groups I could talk about, but if you fit in one, you fit in them all.
I hate girls, and carrots, but hate each as much as the other.
